The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

13/04/2011

Many people don’t believe in coincidence, they say there is a probability behind events coinciding that we fail to consider. After today’s “coincidence” I am less inclined to believe they can be explained statistically.

So, you may be asking, what am I banging on about now!? Well, last autumn I got some tickets to go and see the Little Noise Sessions curated by Jo Whiley in aid of Mencap. Being a member of the Paolo Nutini fan club and a subscriber to the Little Noise Sessions Backstage Area I got double priority booking for the event. First up on stage was a tallish, lively young thing called Jessie J. Sadly her talent had previously bypassed my cultural radar, but I was sufficiently impressed by her first song to get my camera out. I filmed her other two songs along with much of the rest of the show. Even an apparently over refreshed Paolo Nutini performed a blinder that evening. As is my way, I uploaded the videos to my YouTube account the following day for the world to appreciate or ignore (remember this, despite the apparent preamble, it is highly relevant later on).

In the days that followed I read much on the web about “Essex girl” Jessie J. Having lived in Essex for the last 30 years I was interested to find out where in the county she came from. There was stuff about her being born in Redbridge, stuff about her going to school in Redbridge, but nothing about her actually living in neighbouring Essex for any significant period in her life. So I set up a Google email alert on “Jessie J Essex” to establish if there was any basis for this assertion. The alert emails came in regularly, every day one or several websites had published an article linking the girl to the county but never to a specific town or village in Essex. I tried the same search on Twitter, more of the same, much more!

As the evidence mounted, I decided to take up the stance, not purely out of sheer bloody-mindedness but also because all the evidence pointed to the fact, that Jessie J is from London. I started to post comments to newspaper articles pointing out the apparent inaccuracy. I would reply to tweets saying similar, often to the bemusement of the poor tweeter wondering how the hell I saw their humble tweet when I wasn’t even following them. Try it, it can be fun, even if it comes across as anal in the extreme and beats asking who on Twitter wants coffee as others do when they get bored. I apologise to all those I have traumatised and I am a great admirer of Jessie J who is one of few young British musicians capable of writing, performing and having hits. My excuse is a hatred of sloppy journalism, not checking facts, merely lifting facts from other sources irrespective of their accuracy. Redbridge was, as I knew all along, once in Essex but has been a London borough since 1965. A bloke down the pub once told me Essex extended as far as Reading many years ago (quite probably true) but people don’t refer to The Office based in Slough as an Essex comedy. Jessie J may have been born in an Essex hospital of course, but if she was there are no sources I have found….sorry, I’m rambling and won’t even mention Cliff Richard being born in India.

In an idle moment last night I launched another barrage of pedantic corrections to Twitter and one particular tweeter indulged me in a very charming dialogue. I decided I would send what I thought was him but now realise is her a link to my YouTube videos. As security is tight on my company IT systems we can’t post from YouTube to Twitter as Twitter is firewalled. Easy I thought, tell her to search on “Jessie J Little Noise Sessions” in YouTube and you will find my videos straight away. I gave it a test run, loads of videos appeared, mine were at the top….hang on, no they are from Jessiejonline but they look just like mine?

Exhibit 1 : This is Jessiejonline’s version of Price Tag

and this is mine

I don’t remember somebody sitting on my lap with a camera pressing the button to start at the exact same time and pressing the button to stop at the exact same time. I tend to notice these things and my girlfriend, whose laugh you can hear, would tell me if I was oblivious to such an oddity. The only difference I can see is that mine is recorded at 720P whereas Jessiejonline’s version is only at 360P, a quarter the resolution, maybe a tiny camera held by a tiny person who I just didn’t notice on my lap. I must be getting absent-minded in my decline into seniority. But wait, there’s more…

Exhibit 2 : This is Jessiejonline’s version of Stand Up

and this is mine

So once again it seems I didn’t notice the little person sat on my lap pressing the little camera button at the exact same time to start and again to stop. I really must see a doctor!

But it seems I am not the only one feeling confused. If you check out Jessiejonline’s (whoops, that’s their Twitter account!) website they are so confused they accidentally linked to my videos by mistake! Now there’s a thing, fortunately mine are higher quality so they probably look better. Thanks for the cred..i…t….. o well, they were confused and thought they were linking to their own videos taken by the little person with the little camera sat on my lap who I didn’t even notice no doubt.

I’m sure there must be a scientific explanation for this coincidence, maybe some external factor caused us to press the button at the exact same moment on 4 separate occasions. If anybody has an explanation could they let me know in the comments below please?

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  1. gashead
    14/04/2011 at 8:41 am

    As an aside, should you want to download the actual HD stream (preferably not to upload to YouTube but for your private video collection) then try this software http://atube-catcher.dsnetwb.com/video/content/banco-datos-Download-latest-update.html while not forgetting to check “Enable YouTubeHD” and from the top menu select Tools->YouTube->Enable HD(High definition) YouTube Feature.

    For best results select No Conversion.

  2. 14/04/2011 at 5:36 am

    Sorry about this. We took random videos of Jessie J and decided to upload them on our Youtube in order to ‘regroup’ a bunch of Jessie J videos under one huge account. If you want, we can credit you. We are not claming those videos to be ours in any way! I hope everything’s okay. –

    • gashead
      14/04/2011 at 7:21 am

      I’ve sent you an email, hopefully we can resolve this to everybody’s benefit.

      Cheers,
      Ali

    • gashead
      15/04/2011 at 4:48 pm

      No response to my email so far, linked to your website yesterday, disappointed.

  1. 15/04/2011 at 10:36 pm
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